The Beatles 🌹 Corkscrew Soliloquy Blues
- Author
- Tuxedo_Mask
- Type
- Muro Box 40
- Created
- 19/05/2024 19:36
- BPM
- 95
- Length
- 728
Lyrics
In a pond quite fair with green, (with green)
He waddled close but couldn't swoon (no swoon)
His quirky trait, a cork-shaped tool (that spiral)
Failed to charm the duckling school
He quacked to me, ruffled and blue (so true)
Said, 'Mate-finding's tough, what do I do?' (what to do)
So I told him, ‘Son, there’s someone, wait and see’ (wait and see)
‘Understand, uniqueness is key’ (stand so free)
You’re a rare bird, not just any old fowl (not any fowl)
Embrace that screw, make a difference, don't throw in the towel
He fluttered off, with hope anew (with his crew)
To find a duck who'd love his cork-screw hue (find that true)
With a sigh, that little guy (that little guy)
Cried out, 'What the duck, can I do?' (what to do)
My member's twist, like a corkscrew's kiss (corkscrew's bliss)
Wouldn't you be blue, if you were me too? (oh so blue)
The pond's cruel jest, a love quest (no rest)
Left him swimming in a muddled brew (in the stew)
This song is about the geometry of a ducks penis, just so we are clear...lol
the zfrank video first! lol
you seen sad cat diaries or sad dog diaries by zfrank?