Tuxedo Mask 🌹 The Tale Of Big Ass Lil And Yukon Pete

Author: Tuxedo_Mask
Type: Full range 60
Created: 20/05/2024 19:58
BPM: 85
Length: 791

My rendition of an old dr dirty classic poem, The Tale Of Big Ass Lil And Yukon Pete
https://suno.com/song/4b9c4117-a68e-42f2-b466-d72668bd2349
Grab your glass and get your seat,
And I'll tell you about Big-Ass Lil and Yukon Pete!
Now, Lil was the village queen,
The effinist ho-ore you'd ever seen.
While some girls effed with grace and ease,
Lil blewit like the summer breeze.
But when she effed she effedfor keeps,
She piled her victims up in heaps.

There was a rumor 'round that town,
That no man could put Lil' down.
But way up north, where twin rivers meet,
Lived a one-balled half-breed, name Yukon Pete! &
Pete was a dirty, motherless soul,
Who effs bears, sheep and woodchuck holes.
He got a whip for Big-Lil, Packed up his rubbers, and came down the hill.
He strode into town on size 32 feet,
Dragging sixteen yards of that red-hot meat!
Well, the scene was set at windy mill,
By the brick poop house, high on the hill.
All the ladies came for a ringside seat,
Just to watch that half-breed sink his meat.
Well, they eff'd, and they eff'd, and they eff'd for hours, Uprooting trees, shrubs and flowers.
Then Lil gave Pete a hoarhouse squeeze
That brought that half-breed to his knees.
But Pete came back with a Yukon grunt
That popped out her eyes, and split er'....
Well, Lil rolled over, cut two farts and sighed:
"Boys, I've been effed," cut one more, and died.